Have You Seen This Guy

You better watch out… You don’t and you’ll cry
You better not doubt… I’m telling you why…
Santa Flaws is coming to town!

He smells like a fungus. He’s covered with lice.
He spits when he talks… and he’s not very nice.
Santa Flaws is coming to town!

He sneaks in while you’re sleeping
And eats up all the cake
He drinks the beer and kicks the dog
So beware for goodness sake!

You better watch out… You don’t and you’ll cry,
You better not doubt… I’m telling you why… Santa Flaws is coming to town!
by Roberta Baird

The side of the family that no one wants to talks about!

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Sascratch Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
hahahahahahahhahaha i love this! Really classic
Edrian Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
This is fantastic! Love the line work and monochromatic choice. You have a way with characters!!!
Caroline Soer Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Roberta, this is BRILLIANT!!!!
shirley Says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
So, so very clever, Roberta!! And I wanted to say that your little Thanksgiving turkey is so very sweet! I wish I saw this before the holiday..but now I can print them out for Christmas. The kids will still love them.

Santa Flaws…hilarious!! And great illustration…that poor cat! I always enjoy your illustrations and know that I’m in for a treat when I visit. Thank you!!
sketched out Says:
December 7th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
LOL, you are hysterical!!! Great job with the image and the song lyrics, hee heeee!!!! Perhaps it will become a new holiday classic!