Highlight


“Sing like no one’s listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody’s watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” ~Mark Twain

The ladies at Shady Acres Estate got quite a thrill when Reginald, feeling far less than his 75 years, got up and did the Lambada in the community dining room. The other fellas in the crowd were far less amused.  Did Reggie care…. Heck no! He had a full dance card!

Messenger

                                                       A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.

~Martin Farquhar Tupper

 

 

…. and you thought the stork brought them.   :)

 

Separated


Long story, short…. Josephine was going to be booted out of her title as Mistress by her lover. He wanted a new mistress, so he introduced Josephine to Napoleon, who was instantly smitten!
Josephine….. not so much!
Rather than face living in the streets with her two children, she decided to marry Napoleon, although she did not love him. In fact, she did everything in her power to be as far from Napoleon as possible, even feigning pregnancy to forgo traveling with him. While he was away she would attend balls and parties and was known to have many lovers.

When Napoleon finally caught word of her behavior he rushed home to confront her telling her she had killed his heart. The irony? Josephine had finally fallen in love with Napoleon… too late!
It’s said that as she lay dying of diphtheria, “Napoleon” was her last uttered word.

The letter says:
I wake filled with thoughts of you. Your portrait and the intoxicating evening which we spent yesterday have left my senses in turmoil.
Sweet incomparable Josephine, what a strange effect you have on my heart!
Are you angry?
Do I see you looking sad? Are you worried? …
My soul aches with sorrow, and there can be no rest for your lover; but is there still more in store for me when, yielding to the profound feelings which overwhelm me, I draw from your lips, from your heart a love which consumes me with fire? Ah! it was last night that I fully realized how false an image of you your portrait gives!
You are leaving at noon; I shall see you in three hours.
Until then, mio dolce amor, a thousand kisses; but give me none in return, for they set my blood on fire.

Bonaparte

Vanity

Butter roasted nut…….. Check!  Oh yes… but the clincher was the “Pilgrim in a Box” costume he ordered from “The Festive Squirrel’ catalog. Sigmund was sure that he was a shoe in for the title of Harvest King this year!

Stripes

Written by Thomas M. Heffron. Illustrated by Roberta Baird.    Available on Amazon!

 

 

 

 

Download a turkey desktop calendar! Here!

http://www.robertabaird.com/blog/2011/11/02/november-calendar/

Contraption

Notice:
Due to the increased number of unscheduled and lengthy water breaks,
Management has installed a new monitoring device.