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Santa Claus In Comin To Town

Posted on: December 22, 2015 by: Roberta Comments: Leave a comment

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It’s… a… difficult responsibility
That he extract from the number-one law keeper, me
Be it known throughout the land from sea to sea
There’ll be no more.. toy… makers… to the King!

Santa Claus In Comin To Town

Posted on: December 16, 2015 by: Roberta Comments: Leave a comment

santaclausberger1I hate toys! And toys hate me! Either they are going or I am going and I definitely am not going!

Santa Claus In Comin To Town

Posted on: December 14, 2015 by: Roberta Comments: Leave a comment

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Kris made a list of all the children and the toys they wanted.
He checked it over once, then checked it over twice.
He tried to figure out just who was naughty and who was nice.
Well I guess they’re all pretty nice!

Santa Claus In Comin To Town

Posted on: December 10, 2015 by: Roberta Comments: Leave a comment

winter warlock2

Who nears my mountain! Go back or you are doomed!

Santa Claus In Comin To Town

Posted on: December 8, 2015 by: Roberta Comments: Leave a comment

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It’s a difficult responsibility
When you an accept an appointment from His Majesty
You must strive for just the perfect quality
When you’re the first toy maker to the king!

Santa Claus In Comin To Town

Posted on: December 5, 2015 by: Roberta Comments: Leave a comment

santa clause is coming3_RobertaBaird73

 

This is the only clue, sir. It says, “Claus”.

Ah, take the little, er, baggage to the orphan asylum. That’s the proper place for foundlings anyway.

[the baby starts to cry]

Get that brat out of here!

Santa Claus In Comin To Town

Posted on: December 3, 2015 by: Roberta Comments: Leave a comment

santa clause is coming2_RobertaBaird &2

 

Look, sir, look what was discovered on your front stoop.

What, Grimsby? The milk? The daily paper?

No, sir, a baby.

Oh, is that all?

[gasps and chokes]

A *baby*?

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