Of all the useless items that floated down from above, Sheldon knew he’d hit the jackpot when this one landed!   And with his biggest voice he said:
I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your lying, yellow, no-good ectothermic carcass off my property, before I pump your scales full of lead!
1… 2… 10!
Keep the change ya filth chum bucket!

For all of the Home Alone fans and fish enthusiasts!