You better watch out… You don’t and you’ll cry
You better not doubt… I’m telling you why…
Santa Flaws is coming to town!
He smells like a fungus. He’s covered with lice.
He spits when he talks… and he’s not very nice.
Santa Flaws is coming to town!
He sneaks in while you’re sleeping
And eats up all the cake
He drinks the beer and kicks the dog
So beware for goodness sake!
You better watch out… You don’t and you’ll cry,
You better not doubt… I’m telling you why… Santa Flaws is coming to town!
by Roberta Baird
The side of the family that no one wants to talks about!
hahahahahahahhahaha i love this! Really classic :D
This is fantastic! Love the line work and monochromatic choice. You have a way with characters!!!
Roberta, this is BRILLIANT!!!!
So, so very clever, Roberta!! And I wanted to say that your little Thanksgiving turkey is so very sweet! I wish I saw this before the holiday..but now I can print them out for Christmas. The kids will still love them.
Santa Flaws…hilarious!! And great illustration…that poor cat! I always enjoy your illustrations and know that I’m in for a treat when I visit. Thank you!!
LOL, you are hysterical!!! Great job with the image and the song lyrics, hee heeee!!!! Perhaps it will become a new holiday classic!