This is my latest promotional postcard which will go in the mail after the holidays in January!
Speaking of mail…. OK, this has nothing to do with mail at all… but The Doodle Diners are working on the twelve days of Christmas! We’re up to the Five Golden Rings but you can surely catch up with the rest by clicking HERE.
My days are The Seven Swans on Sunday, and the Twelve Drummers on Christmas Eve!
All that toy making and list reading makes a fellow a little ranky dank…. but not to worry, he’ll be one sweet smelling, jolly old elf when he gets to your house! Don’t forget to leave his cookies…. and maybe a bar of Irish Spring next to the plate. Irish Spring…. manly yes… but Santa likes it too!
You better watch out… You don’t and you’ll cry
You better not doubt… I’m telling you why…
Santa Flaws is coming to town!
He smells like a fungus. He’s covered with lice.
He spits when he talks… and he’s not very nice.
Santa Flaws is coming to town!
He sneaks in while you’re sleeping
And eats up all the cake
He drinks the beer and kicks the dog
So beware for goodness sake!
You better watch out… You don’t and you’ll cry,
You better not doubt… I’m telling you why… Santa Flaws is coming to town!
by Roberta Baird
The side of the family that no one wants to talks about!
OK…. so you know the phenomena thing, where Santa lays a finger “aside of his nose,” gives a nod and up the chimney he goes…. Well I think it works in reverse too…. down the chimney he goes! Only this time, it seems to have a bug in it. Poor Santa! Too many Christmas cookies… He’s stuck tight. There’s no budging old Kris Kringle!
Shoot… and I’ve been a pretty good girl too…. Guess I’ll go call the Effective Liberating Flight Squad or E.L.F.S. as they like to be called.
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!
Humbug
I’ve been saving these to put up on my blog during the holiday season!
To see my completed sketchbook, click on the link below.
Come one now…. no more Bah Humbugs!!!
Here’s a quickie I worked on for “prehistoric.” I admit it, I love the caveman commercials!
Most of my time right now is being spent working on working on my first picture book, due out in the spring of 2011! So if I seem out of the loop… you’ll find me at my wacom, painting detailed illustrations of snuggly creatures.
