Bad Santa

You better watch out… You don’t and you’ll cry
You better not doubt… I’m telling you why…
Santa Flaws is coming to town!

He smells like a fungus. He’s covered with lice.
He spits when he talks… and he’s not very nice.
Santa Flaws is coming to town!

He sneaks in while you’re sleeping
And eats up all the cake
He drinks the beer and kicks the dog
So beware for goodness sake!

You better watch out… You don’t and you’ll cry,
You better not doubt… I’m telling you why… Santa Flaws is coming to town!
by Roberta Baird

The side of the family that no one wants to talks about!

3 Comments

  1. he he he he he he he! OOh looks like Santa might need a little time out. I think he might be a little stressed from that picture of him he he he he! You are hoot! I love it! Great illustration. Wishing you and yours the most wonderful Holiday season ever!
    Hugs
    V

  2. andrew finnie

    hahah you are a crackup
    sorry to miss these

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