Just what makes that little ol’ ant
Think he’ll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can’t
Move a rubber tree plant
But he’s got high hopes… he’s got high hopes
He’s got high apple pie in the sky hopes
So any time you’re getting low
‘Stead of letting go,
Just remember that ant.
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant.
Of all the useless items that floated down from above, Sheldon knew he’d hit the jackpot when this one landed! And with his biggest voice he said:
I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your lying, yellow, no-good ectothermic carcass off my property, before I pump your scales full of lead!
1… 2… 10!
Keep the change ya filth chum bucket!
For all of the Home Alone fans and fish enthusiasts!
There once was a pretty young lass
Who wore shoes made only of glass
What began as a dream
Wasn’t quite as it seemed
Now Prince Charming has run out of cash!
“An idle mind is the devil’s playground”
You little devil you!
Ruby and Phil were soul mates.
She loved to listen to his incredible stories.
He loved her contagious laughter.
And on the dance floor, they were smokin!
Proving with out a doubt… that you’re never to old to Tango!
Rango and Loretta Link
Seeing as I already had a pair of dancing Gators. I went a different direction this time… But if you’re still interested click on the link above!
They sure dance a mean Zydeco!
Have you noticed that Mathilda seems completely unaware
Of the growing menagerie in the hollows of her hair?
The chihuahua has gone missing, we can’t find him anywhere!
“He isn’t lost… just put away… on the left, behind my ear.”
Sir Allister Wilkinson looked at the clock
Blimey… he said, it’s now four o’clock!
No double expressos nor lattes for me
Instead I’ll have crumpets and a fine cuppa tea.